September 2011
4 posts
7 tags
1 tag
April 2010
3 posts
March 2010
10 posts
caitlicious:
theoceanrightnow:
Breathe Me |...
Me: Do you like babies?
Cleverbot: I like to eat them.
Me: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Not really.
February 2010
21 posts
caitlicious:
ecoterp:mviva:
Us - Regina...
I am calling you a liar.
I like your sweater.
I’m glad to know you.
“Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.”
– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via gabylouwho)
Is it Christmas? →
I had to check
to make sure that conversation wasn’t just a figment of my imagination.
26 ways to impress a girl.
rockawaybeach:
tiresome:
sealegslexi:virgineyes:edenkhristine:bellasmusiclife:khriziakamille:
1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say “could be better” this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing...
January 2010
27 posts
“As he listened, Tom began to realize that these stories weren’t routinely...”
– 500 Days
itsmeagain:
CALLING ALL ENOBY FANZ!11
lizen 2...
caitlicious:
tomtastic:
4kicks:
Knocked Up -...
